April 2012
2 posts
Apr 29th
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Apr 18th
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October 2011
1 post
Oct 29th
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June 2011
1 post
Anonymous asked: Why move to Austin?
Jun 6th
May 2011
2 posts
May 16th
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Things as they are. . .
I have noticed that I’ve been growing increasingly more negative (even more than normal) and for this I apologize, interwebs. My life is changing and evolving right now, please bear with me. (Wait, is it bear or bare? Doesn’t matter, I guess.)
May 12th
December 2010
2 posts
Dec 22nd
616 notes
Santa's Wrath
If he sees you when you’re sleeping, knows when you’re awake and knows if you’ve been bad or good, if you ask me to be good isn’t it out of fear of coal rather than for goodness sake? Just wondering…
Dec 16th
March 2010
2 posts
Mar 30th
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Another reason I can’t like Texas: A bumper sticker which reads, “Guns Kill People Like Spoons Made Rosie O’Donnell Fat”. First off, WHAT???? Secondly, what in the world did Rosie O’Donnell do to you?
Mar 30th
Today
Reasons I hate today: 1. I have an ear infection 2. I’m at work 3. I’m in Texas 4. I took my drivers side mirror off my car pulling out of the garage the other day and now my minivan looks stupid 5. I drive a minivan so I’m really not cool 6. I am not a millionaire That’s it I think.
Mar 20th
Bumper Sticker
Yesterday I saw a bumper sticker that said, “My kid is an honor student… at home”.  Yeah, I don’t think that counts.  Just sayin’…
Mar 4th
Mar 3rd