Anonymous asked: Why move to Austin?
Why not?
Things as they are…
I have noticed that I’ve been growing increasingly more negative (even more than normal) and for this I apologize, interwebs. My life is changing and evolving right now, please bear with me. (Wait, is it bear or bare? Doesn’t matter, I guess.)
the nativity scene for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
goodnight, sweet noodly prince.
Santa’s Wrath
If he sees you when you’re sleeping, knows when you’re awake and knows if you’ve been bad or good, if you ask me to be good isn’t it out of fear of coal rather than for goodness sake? Just wondering…
Another reason I can’t like Texas: A bumper sticker which reads, “Guns Kill People Like Spoons Made Rosie O’Donnell Fat”. First off, WHAT???? Secondly, what in the world did Rosie O’Donnell do to you?
Today
Reasons I hate today:
1. I have an ear infection
2. I’m at work
3. I’m in Texas
4. I took my drivers side mirror off my car pulling out of the garage the other day and now my minivan looks stupid
5. I drive a minivan so I’m really not cool
6. I am not a millionaire
That’s it I think.
Bumper Sticker
Yesterday I saw a bumper sticker that said, “My kid is an honor student… at home”. Yeah, I don’t think that counts. Just sayin’…
